Phantos's Elephant Page

Hello, this is me having a drink - it's thirsty work being an elephant on the net!!

If you want to know more about me, have a look at my CV. Also, you can see some of my friends.

You may think that this page has a boring grey background, but to us elephants it's a very interesting colour.

Elephant Jokes:

"An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications" - Robert Heinlein.

Where do baby elephants come from?
BIG storks.

How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting for a few hours!

How do you catch an elephant?
Hide in the grass and make a noise like a peanut.

and one from my very good e-friend Ewen:

Why don't elephants eat penguins?
Because they can't get the wrappers off! 

Elephant Links:

(don't forget to come back!)

• A page of Elephant information - good photo of my brothers
• Jumbo's Story - a tale about a famous elephant
• The Elephants of Addo   - lots of pictures of my cousins

Elephant Viewing:

• African Elephant Safaris - Hwange, Zimbabwe's largest National Park, sits on the edge of the great Kalahari Desert and contains one of the few great elephant sanctuaries with close to 20,000 elephants.
• Asian Elephants - Khao Yai : Thailand's First National Park
• Chester Zoo - they had the first successful elephant birth in UK
•  ZooNet - an index of lots of zoos around the world

If you feel you want to converse about elephants, drop me an email : phantos's email address - I'm a fun person, honest - here's a photo of me having fun:

Site Updated : 21st January 1998