Hello, this is me having a drink - it's thirsty work being an elephant on the net!!
If you want to know more about me, have a look at my CV. Also, you can see some of my friends.
You may think that this page has a boring grey background, but to us elephants it's a very interesting colour.
"An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications" - Robert Heinlein.
Where do baby elephants come from?
How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting for a few hours!
How do you catch an elephant?
Hide in the grass and make a noise like a peanut.
and one from my very good e-friend Ewen:
Why don't elephants eat penguins?
Because they can't get the wrappers off!
(don't forget to come back!)
If you feel you want to converse about elephants, drop me an email : phantos's email address - I'm a fun person, honest - here's a photo of me having fun:
Site Updated : 21st January 1998