Phantos's Elephant Page


Hello, this is me having a drink - it's thirsty work being an elephant on the net!!

If you want to know more about me, have a look at my CV. Also, you can see some of my friends.

You may think that this page has a boring grey background, but to us elephants it's a very interesting colour.

Elephant Jokes:

"An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications" - Robert Heinlein.

Where do baby elephants come from?
BIG storks.

How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting for a few hours!

How do you catch an elephant?
Hide in the grass and make a noise like a peanut.

and one from my very good e-friend Ewen:

Why don't elephants eat penguins?
Because they can't get the wrappers off! 

Elephant Links:

(don't forget to come back!)

Elephant Viewing:

If you feel you want to converse about elephants, drop me an email : phantos's email address - I'm a fun person, honest - here's a photo of me having fun:

Site Updated : 21st January 1998